All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's shark week go big or go home
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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