I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Randomize