Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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