just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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