I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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