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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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