god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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