whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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