How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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