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You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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