NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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