Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
What a dumb baby whore.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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