Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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