So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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