What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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