Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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