just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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