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is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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