She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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