you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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