You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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