This girl is more easily done than said...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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