Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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