Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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