Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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