big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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