She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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