Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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