Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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