He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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