Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
