Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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