That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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