Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
