you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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