dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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