just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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