It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
time to smoke my breakfast
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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