she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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