chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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