i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
