Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's blow job season.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Randomize
