Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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