Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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