There was a lot of him and a little penis
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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