Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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