She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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