bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
