I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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