So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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