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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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