They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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