It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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