Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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