My sheets look like a crime scene.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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