he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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